Question Eeeeverything: Is the moon a space station?
Too big to be a space station? Think again earthling. And while you’re at it you’d better lock in the auxiliary power because in his recent book Human Race Get Off Your Knees David Icke hypothesises that the moon is a hollowed out space-craft inhabited by space reptilians who use it to send hypnotic beams down to earth to project a false version of reality to humanity.
And people thought he was nuts in ’91!
On face value it does sound bonkers but the moon is a very mysterious thing. To all intents and purposes it shouldn’t be there. The best answer scientists can come up with is statistical error.
His most staggering revelation is that the Earth and the collective human mind is manipulated from the Moon, which, he says, is not a ‘heavenly body’, but an artificial construct – a gigantic ‘spacecraft’ (probably a hollowed-out ‘planetoid’) – which is home to the extraterrestrial group that has been manipulating humanity for aeons.
He describes what he calls the ‘Moon Matrix’, a fake reality broadcast from the Moon which is decoded by the human body/mind in much the same way as portrayed in the Matrix movie trilogy. The Moon Matrix has ‘hacked’ into the human ‘body-computer’ system, he says, and it is feeding us a manipulated sense of self and the world 24/7.
Blurb from Human Race Get Off Your Knees The Lion Sleeps Mo More
The moon has all kinds of anomalies not least its part in the solar eclipse. It happens to be just the right size and just the right distance from earth to precisely occult the sun. It’s almost as though it has been placed there specifically.
Due to the rotation of the moon as it orbits the earth we never get to see the ‘dark side of the moon’. It is almost as if it has been specifically configured that way.
Of course, both these movements could be part of the grand design of the universe and wouldn’t necessarily need to be done artificially by a rogue band of space bandits intent on tormenting humanity.
Recently scientists have discovered water on the moon, something that would have been rejected out of hand by academia until now.
What appear to be strange structures have also been discovered in numerous photographs released by Nasa and other space agencies and many other images have been clearly blurred in certain regions to mask something on the lunar surface.
Mysterious lights emanating from the moon have also been observed throughout the centuries
The moon exhibits a bell-like ringing suggesting it is hollow.
Further details on these and other moon mysteries can be found on the spacestationmoon blog.
The Obama administration recently turned down a proposal put forward on petitions.whitehouse.gov to build a Death Star of their own. After careful consideration the Commander in Chief, whose weapon of choice is currently the drone, vetoed the proposal that had U.S contractors salivating at the prospect of winning no-bid contracts to secure America’s inter-stellar strategic defenses in the 21st century.
An official spokesman for the Empire cited cost considerations and defensive weaknesses in the main reactor that placed the entire space station at the mercy of a lone wolf terrorist.
White House official, Paul Shawcross, in response to the petition said “Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?”
Once these technical flaws have been ironed out the U.S Space Division said the proposal may be re-evaluated at a future date but would not specify when although hinted that the Treasury could find the funds needed for the project if necessary in a national security situation with the President already declaring that no expense would be spared in routing out the rebel alliance and projecting U.S diplomatic power across the galaxy.
Industry insiders have confirmed the proposed plan would definitely not be based on the fallen DS-1 Orbital Battle Station, an ancient weapon the size of a small planet though scholars and military historians disagree on its antiquity. An even earlier version, Mimas, was decommissioned and is now orbiting Saturn.
Whilst the official line from the White House is that other beings in the universe do not exist key advisers have told the President that the U.S must still be vigilant of the threat from outer space and do all it can to protect the lives and freedoms of its citizens. We tried to illicit a response from a spokesman from the black ops space agencies but they declined to comment or even confirm their existence citing national security concerns.
In related news, a sister ship of the Millennium Falcon was recently discovered on the Baltic sea floor by Ocean X team.