Clarion call to the British Order of the Jedi
It has come to our attention that the number of sentient life-forms in Britain who describe themselves as a follower of the Jedi religion has reached 180,000.
With the economy in ruins, the government planning for civil unrest, trusted celebrities unmasked as goblins, and seemingly every department of state shown to be corrupt we call upon the British Order of the Jedi to stop the petty bickering with the BBC’s Dr Who fans and concentrate your efforts towards the real enemies of the land that reside within the British Brainwashing Contraption.
Help us brothers and sisters, noble Jedi of Britain in your countries hour of need. You could be our only hope. We humbly call upon all Jedi Knights in the land who hear this plea to join us on 1st June, Portland Place, London to counter the mind control apparatus beaming propaganda far and wide and listing it as news, dressing up grotesque paedophilia as art with which to adorn their tempestuous Broadcasting House facility.
An operation to culture jam the transmissions emanating from this central London mind control facility using the force, telepathy, orgonite crystals and peaceful, non obtrusive awareness so as to neutralise the effect of this sub-station of state control and manipulation of the mass mind and gather preliminary intel on what is essentially a mission of diplomacy albeit thinly veiled.
This message arrives with a word of caution. It is estimated that it will optimally require 1028 Jedi Knights to join Anonymous @ #OpBBC and form a telepathic cone of power focused on the broadcast tower on the roof and Jimmy Fixit sculpture idol above the en-trance to Broadcasting House with which to alter the base frequencies that hold together the construct of deceit to then allow the truth vibrations to flow into the building like a breathe of fresh meadow air and influence its energy signature, culture, atmosphere and mindset for the better and free them from the charms of the youth idol worshipping peadocracy and their death cult of Saturn.
It has been noted and documented in the recently released 5ociety X film – ‘Was Jimmy Savile a Wizard?‘ that your legendary ancestor master Obi Wan Kenobi utilized ‘black magic’ by performing a ‘Jedi mind trick’ upon storm-troopers at the Mos Eisley space port. We have also noted that Jimmy Savile aka Saturn aka Darth Vader also used the same ‘Jedi mind trick’ at the beginning of episodes of the Jim’ll Fix It programming.
With this in mind, we advise all participating jedi to refrain from performing the ‘Jedi mind trick’ during the operation and instead call upon more restorative forms of jedi magic that can be decided upon yourselves as you see fit.
An example of this white magic realism would be to create alternative ethereal designs and thought-forms for works of art that could replace the child-abusing, animal loving Eric Gill’s handiwork.
This is why we have identified the Jedi Order as perfect for this operation as you can offer expertise in these areas of diplomacy and reconassance and consult telepathically the hive mind with your findings. Although this is a covert mission, we would suggest a dress code comprising full ceremonial robes to make your presence proudly known.
The BBC should also be aware that spies have already infiltrated their secretive organisation. There are undoubtedly Jedi already employed within Broadcasting House just as there are undoubtedly anons, some that don’t yet know it, with official security passes, clearance and access to restricted files.
This is perfectly natural seeing as the BBC employs members of the Great British Public and required no planning by spymasters or strings pulled. They are us and it is time to make that known to them.
We are highly confident of the ultimate success of this mission as part of #OpBBC for we feel certain that the ineptitude of the bureaucratic managerial levels within the BBC will have neglected to properly vet employees even if it was known to them they were recruiting jedi. This is because they think you are a joke. That you are not to be taken seriously. That you are nothing more than a hokey religion from a bygone age.
It is time to prove them wrong.
This complacency towards your noble order provides you with perfect cover to scope the BBC unmolested from the inside as well as outside. All eyes will be on Anonymous not to mention the P.E.L and attempts to hack into the transmissions providing a distraction.
The Palestinian Electronic Army recently commandeered the BBC Weather twitter feed illustrating how vulnerable the BBC is to compromise.
At the 5ociety we are sympathetic of those wishing to send a more direct message to the BBC especially with the obvious lulz that were generated by this particular hack but are mindful of the need to ultimately reform the BBC from the inside. If they stubbornly refuse the will of the people, their paymasters, and squirrel away output that we have paid for to cover their tracks then we will obviously need to re-evaluate our position.
The archives are going to be opened one way or the other so it is advisable for the BBC to do so in an orderly and equitable fashion rather than be hacked wide open for non-compliance with their patrons demands.
We know that many of you have already received this message telepathically and send our greetings, best wishes, love and lulz to one and all.
We are Legion
The Truth is Out There
May the Force be with You